Everyone knows the peril of navigating a box of chocolates that have various fillings but no legend to tell you which ones are filled with what.
The following is excerpted from an email string that occurred late yesterday after each engineer received a box of chocolates from our activities team as a Valentines Day treat.
Happy Friday and Happy Valentine’s Day from LizardTech.
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:20 PM
Importance: Low
Subject: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:21 PM
Subject: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
Technically it’s a cylinder not a circle.
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:21 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
The other round one is coconut. :-(
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:22 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
We should be able to put a spreadsheet together pretty quickly and get it to Jaime to distribute…
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:32 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
Except by then it may be too late .
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:35 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
This is not rocket science. Each dev eats ONE of the as-yet-unidentified chocolates, and we’re there in a trice. :)
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:36 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
One of the rectangles was a dark choc inside.
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:38 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
did it have two ridges on it or just one?
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:38 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
Too late, already in tummy.
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:39 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
alright, does the remaining dark rectangle have two ridges or one?
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:40 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
Unclear – it’s kinda got a bunch of medium length ridges.
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:42 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
I think we should have *one* dev eat all of his chocolates for posterity.
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Sent: Thursday, February 12, 2009 4:43 PM
Subject: RE: the DARK chocolate circle is marshmallow creme <eom>
They mapped the human genome but we can’t figure out what’s in a box of chocolates. I’m going home…